Episode Quotes
Mandy: Oh, Veronica, please, don't worry about it. Really, it's not worth it.
Veronica: Oh, it's so worth it. [To Lenny] You prank-call Mandy?
Lenny: What if I did?
Veronica: Well, I want to congratulate you. [Holds out her hand] Shake your hand. [They shake hands energetically] Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo! You're gonna die friendless and alone.
Lenny: Hey, everybody knows you're the biggest-
Veronica: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself that you're not a loser, I will ruin your life - got it? [With feeling] You got it?
Lenny: Okay, geez.
Mandy: I can't believe you did that.
Veronica: [Harshly] I can't believe that you didn't. If you want people to leave you alone, Mandy, or better yet, treat you with respect, demand it. Make them.