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WKRP in Cincinnati: Hotel Oceanview

Les warns Andy, Herb and Mr. Carlson about the notorious Dayton poisoner while on a trip there to land a big advertising account with Vicky Von Vickey jeans. While there Herb meets up with an old high school buddy.

Episode Info


Episode number: 3x5
Production Number: 050
Airdate: Saturday November 29th, 1980

Director: Rod Daniel
Writer: Steven Kampmann


Guest Stars
Joyce BrothersJoyce Brothers
As Vicky Von Vickey
Larry HankinLarry Hankin
As Mickey Broadhead
Linda CarlsonLinda Carlson
As Nikki Sinckler
Main Cast
Gordon JumpGordon Jump
As Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson
Episode Quotes
Les: And so, in summary, this German piggy went to the common market. This Chinese piggy stayed home. This Soviet piggy had turkey. Our American piggy had none. This is Les Nessman saying wee wee wee all the way home.

Johnny: There's rumours flying all over town, y'know - you, Andy, Herb, just slippin' down to Dayton there in some sleazy hotel room. I don't want to say anything, it's none of my business, but my feeling is these love triangles never work out.

Johnny: (at breakneck speed) You can rest assured that for the duration of your sojourn I will play nothing but mellowed-out drug-induced Hindu music, with just a few of the Christian neo-acid rock tunes thrown in - they're coming into vogue now. Fever in the forefront, bearing proudly the banner of KRP. You can rest assured nothing to worry, nothing to worry about, sir. Jennifer, I love you. I want to father your children, let's take a long lunch and discuss it, okay?

Mickey the bartender: Who's your client?
Herb: Vicki von Vicki.
Mickey: How drunk do you want her to be?

Herb: Trust me, Big Guy, just trust me. I charm Nicky, Nicky gets us in with Vicky.
Andy: You're sleazy.
Herb: I'm smart.
Nicky: I'm ready.
Herb: Let's go. (to Andy and Mr Carlson) Trust me, we are home free.
Andy: You're dead if you're not back in ten minutes.
Herb: Ten minutes? That's about right.

Nicky: Herb? Can I be frank?
Herb: You can be whoever you want.

Mr Carlson: You got the time, Mickey?
Mickey: Yep.
Mr Carlson: Could you give me the time, Mickey?
Mickey: Yes.
Mr Carlson: What time is it?
Mickey: 7:35, Art.
Mr Carlson: Thank you, Mickey.
Mickey: My pleasure, Art.

Mr Carlson: Andy, be careful. Dayton can be nasty after dark.
Andy: I understand.
Mr Carlson: Well, I care about you.
Andy: And I care about you too, Mr Carlson. But we gotta stop talking this way in front of Mickey.

Nicky: C'mon Herb, don't you remember me? Nick Sinclair. Class of '64.
Herb: (after a long pause) Yeah. Nick.

Mr Carlson: Where have you been?
Andy: Looking for a [slide projector] bulb in Dayton! What the hell's goin' on?
Herb: (stunned) Nicky's a man, and I kissed him on the lips! Mickey's a poisoner who shoots people!

Vicki: (walking in) I'm Vicki von Vicki, who are you? And why are you praying in the dark?

Andy: (showing slides) I have no idea where that pornographic slide came from. Now this, of course, is my trip to Jamaica...

Jennifer: So, is Vicki von Vicki a client?
Andy: I don't think she's going to sue, if that's what you mean.

Jennifer: So, is Vicki von Vicki a client?
Andy: I don't think she's going to sue, if that's what you mean.

Johnny: Morning, AC. Trip successful?
Mr Carlson: She's not going to sue us, if that's what you mean.



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