Myka: Okay, this stuff is dangerous, all right?
Myka: This is Lewis Carroll's mirror. Alice in Wonderland. "Off with their heads."
Pete: That's chick lit, right?
Myka: Chick lit?
Pete: Yeah. Come on. Not everything in here is dangerous. You got that cuddly little ferret from a cooking pot.
Myka: Yeah, he peed in my shoes.
Pete: That's... that was me.
Myka: That's funny.
Myka: I'm not mad at Artie, I'm mad at you.
Pete: No you're not mad at me.
Myka: Yes I am.
Pete: You're not mad at me, you're not mad at me. Because when you're mad at me, your neck gets all long until it looks like that. It's like a giraffe over there. And then when you get mad at Artie, your neck gets over here to the right. Yes! Just like that.
Artie: That sounds like... oh, the Studio 54 Disco Ball. Oh, god, I hate disco.
Pete: OMG, what's the BFD?
Artie: What? Iniquitous hands with the means to exploit fate.
Claudia Donovan: "Iniquitous " means "bad."
Pete: Thanks, Roget.
Myka: Which means we're looking for one thing and it should be in their possession.
Myka: It's Carson's Rule of Linear Transfer.
Pete: Oh, you have the Tesla, right?
Pete: I'll trade you for the Farnsworth.
Myka: But you, but you have the gun.
Pete: I know. But it's the boring one.
Myka: Here's what you and I both know but we never talk about it. All right?
Myka: That I don't trust you. That I need you to tell me the truth... and to not treat me like some chess piece that you move around on a board that only you can see. That I am valuable. That I matter. And that I deserve to know everything I can about this world that you send me into every day so at least I have a fighting chance. You know, in spite of everything... in spite of everything, I like you. I think you're great. And I want you to think the same of me.
Leena: Myka did name the ferret. She's just not telling Pete the name.
Claudia Donovan: Why not?
Artie: 'Cause she named it Pete.
Alice Liddell: So what tipped you?
Pete: The real Myka... would never kiss me. Never! Not if her life depended on it.
Artie: Now, now we move Alice to the Dark Vault.
Myka: What's the Dark Vault?
Pete: Well, it's better than the oy gevalt.