Lee Donaldson, wearing prison clothing, wanders through a nightclub. Everybody goes silent as a girl, Claire, approaches Lee and offers him a drink. He refuses and Claire accuses him of killing him in a drunken hit-and-run five years ago. As Lee backs way in shock and horror, he faintly hears the voice of a Dr. Cooper calling out his name. Lee falls over a balcony, and in real life, Dr. Cooper looks on in horror as the prison trustee falls to his death. The prisoners start yelling and chanting, but one man remains unmoved: John Hill...Read the full recap
Myka: You use soap on a rope?
Pete: Hey, I don't judge your personal hygiene products. Although you might wanna to invest and get some moisturizers. You look a little dry around the nose.
Myka: Oh, you want to swap beauty tips. Then we can talk about the hair that's sprouting from your shoulders, your nose, and... your ears. (plucks a hair)
Myka: Or you could just tell me about the prison suicides.
Pete: Well, let's go with the prison suicides.
Myka: What's he in for?
Pete: He killed his wife. A lot.
Pete: Do you think cult leaders are born with creepy eyes? It's some kind of freaky corrective surgery.
Myka: Where'd you get that necklace?
John Hill: Well, you could say it's always been with me.
Pete: Or you could say where you got it.
Claudia Donovan: Oh, hi, Artie. Hi. Huh, funny story. So I kind of, uh, tried to fix this light bulb, even though you expressly told me not too. And man, have I learned my lesson! You're so right about this place. You just never know what to expect. Okay, you're pissed. Can we move past that part for now and get to the part where you get me down from here?
Artie: That wouldn't be Volta's lab coat that you're wearing?
Claudia Donovan: All part of the hilarious story I should really tell you when I'm back on planet Earth.
Claudia Donovan: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?
Artie: Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid"?
Pete: Maybe the old Bible banger had something that was curing the crazy.
Pete: Maybe this is what Mrs. Frederick meant by "endless freaking wonder."
Myka: We don't even know what we're looking for.
Pete: Why would this time be any different?