At the warehouse, everyone is in the office except Artie, who comes in late for their meeting. He explains that he got a message from Hugo Miller that he found an artifact. Artie sends Pete and Claudia to recover it and ignores Claudia's objections. Meanwhile, Myka and Steve are going to New Orleans to meet with therapist Nina Golden, who has reported that all of her patients have been cured overnight for the last three months. When Steve points out that they're going to recover an artifact that is doing good, Artie angrily snaps that they never know what artifacts can do. As the others leave, Artie tells Pete to keep an eye on Claudia, claiming that she's been under a lot of stress...Read the full recap
Claudia: I told them you probably got hung up yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Or maybe you were busy inventing fire. You know, from caveman times. (Artie stares) I'm not allowed to do those, am I?
Pete: And in one of the stranger things I've said on this job: Declan, give me your marble.
Claudia: What's up, Jinxie? Why you wearing a serious face?
Steven: I keep telling you guys, this is just my face. I'm contemplative.
Pete: I don't know. I'd say it's more constipatitve.
Myka: That's not a word.
Hugo Miller: So whatever you do, don't panic. Trampling each other will only make it worse if the poison gas gets out.
Cheerleader: Did you just say poison gas?
Hugo Miller: Yeah, it's kind of a chemical reaction...
Claudia: Hugo! Probably best not to use words like "poison" or "trampling."
Hugo Miller: Right.
Hugo: Like Hogwarts.
Hogwarts School of Magic is where most of the Harry Potter novels by J.K. Rowling take place.
Pete: And Harry Potter becomes Full Metal Jacket.
Full Metal Jacket is a 1987 movie about new recruits undergoing extreme stress while training as Marines, and their subsequent adventures in Vietnam.
Pete: I'm talking, like, Piranha 3-D, so be careful, okay?
Piranha 3-D is a 2010 horror movie about killer piranhas in a lake in Arizona.
Claudia: Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, and Heather.
Heathers is a 1989 movie featuring three high school girls all named Heather who form a clique.