In Kyoto, Japan, a businessman tells an Arabic visitor the legend of a crow. As they talk, they're unaware that Claudia and Myka are there in disguise as geisha girls. The Arabic man pays for the artifact and Myka gets up and uses a pinwheel which knocks out the guards. Claudia knocks the businessman out and they manage to close the case on the artifact, which drives people insane. A cell phone rings and Myka answers her phone. It's her sister Tracy, who informs Myka that she's pregnant. One of the guards get up and Myka kicks him unconscious before discussing nursery themes with her sister...Read the full recap
Myka: There are no stupid questions, okay? So if anyone's stupid here, it's you! He's hostile and unresponsive.
Pete: I wonder why.
Pete: So, what, you can read those things?
Myka: Yeah. I was pre-med before I was pre-law before I joined the Secret Service.
Pete: And yet you ended up in the exact same place as me. I'm just saying.
Pete: Maybe Mike has the artifact on him.
Myka: No, he's naked in the shower and I already checked his chain.
Pete: How much you pay me not to tell anyone you said that?
Myka: Fifty bucks.
Claudia: I thought most artifacts came from bold-face names You know, people with Wikipedia pages.
Mrs. Frederic: The creation of an artifact is simply the meeting of an artifact, a person, and a moment.
Claudia: That's a good glimpse. You got a rockin' gig, Mrs. F.
Mrs. Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Pete: Ugh, get me some popcorn and a tampon, 'cause I am watching a romantic comedy.
Myka: What? Shut up.
Pete: Oh yeah, you and Mike meet, you hate each other, and next thing you know, you're kissing.
Myka: That's crazy.
Pete: Oh yeah. 'Cause love is crazy, Mykes. That's right girl. I am the sassy best friend.
Myka: And I don't know why I'm starting to cry.
Artie: It's hormonal.
Myka: Don't say hormonal, okay! It just makes me want to cry more.
Artie: See, that's why I never married.
Steven: Preaching to the choir.
Mrs. Frederic: Not all wonder is endless, Claudia.