Myka: You know, Pete thinks it's a giant lava monster, escaped from the Earth's core.
Artie: He thinks that, or he's hoping?
Claudia: Artie, when you met me, I was a kid. I'm an adult now.
Artie: You know, age has nothing to do with adulthood. Look at Pete.
Pete: Okay, wait a minute, he dumped you? Why would anyone do that? I mean, look at you. Looks, brains, good taste, a deep knowledge of blowing things up. What's not to love?
Steven: He's not that hunky.
Pete: He's hunky. Okay? He's me. I knew I was your type.
Steven: Can this get any worse?
Artie: We're going to Boston.
Claudia: Excellent. We'll snag the artifact, stop the tuneage, and you'll still have time to show me where you threw the first crate of tea into the harbor.
Artie: Good one! I didn't see that coming. You little...
Claudia: How loud's that music?
Artie: It's so loud! I've got Beethoven's 8th going on now. Which is highly overrated. Making me a little irritable.
Claudia: What's your usual excuse?
Artie: You just made a joke about that, didn't you?
Claudia: No I didn't.
Liam: Is your life always this crazy?
Steven: It's about right for a Monday.
Pete: I'm sure he'll be telling his guys, "Search every gas station, resident, warehouse, outhouse, and doghouse."
Pete: Haven't you ever seen Shawshank?
The Shawshank Redemption is a 1994 movie based on a Stephen King novella, set in a men's prison.
Pete: Sounds Klingon.
The Klingons are one of the primary non-human races in the Star Trek franchise. Villains in the original series, they embraced honor and became allies of the Federation in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
is an A&E reality television series that sends in teams of specialists to help people who have compulsive disorders that lead them to hoard everything they have and never throw anything out.
Claudia: Bluto's getting away!
John "Bluto" Blutarsky is a slacker and slob from the 1978 movie National Lampoon's Animal House.