Gentle Puppies - Recap

The scene opens with a video of Nancy’s lawyer talking to the camera telling that he never helped her out with legal issues, but then recants on the statement and starts sweating. Meanwhile, Nancy, Andy, Doug, Silas and Shane buy an RV to be able to stay in and the lady tells that she will sell it for whatever price to get it off her hands. It belonged to her ex-husband who was a pastor that was into gay porn and bondage. It has a washing machine and Nancy tells that she will buy it. Shane asks Nancy is he can have Caesar’s car and Nancy tells that she is probably going to burn it. Shane asks if he can drive it around at least first and she agrees. Andy tells that he will lead in the Godmobile and she can follow behind.

They are driving down the road and Shane tells that he can test out of high school and Nancy agrees with him based on everything that has happened. Meanwhile in the RV, Silas finds gay Israeli porn DVDs and magazines. They pass by a cop and get pulled over. Shane tells Nancy that they can ditch them and that they have all the hash that they need to go. Nancy tells him to pull over or she will pull the wheel. The police officer comes around the side door and Andy poses as a Reverend and tells that they are spreading the Word of God around. The officer believes him and lets them go without giving them a ticket. Andy tells Doug and Silas that God saves.

They arrive at a RV park and there are several RVs around too. Andy tells that it is a place off the grid where outlaws go. Sugar Pop comes up and welcomes them to their new place and tells of an event that is totally not outlaw-like and Silas gives Andy a hard time. They are sitting around the RV looking at gay porn and Nancy tells that they need to organize their new home. She looks for water in the RV and they have none. They need water if they are going to make weed. She tells them all to get another washing machine and water. They all go out and Doug and Shane see that Sugar Pop has water and she is wasting it on the plants. Nancy stays behind and looks at a gay porn magazine. She takes it in the bedroom with her. Silas and Andy go to two men in the RV Park and they have different parts for sale. Andy asks if they have a washing machine and they do. They buy it for $200 and Andy is appalled that Silas didn’t haggle the price. Sugar Pop is still watering the plants and she has to go to the bathroom. Shane steals the water.

Later, Andy returns and gets Nancy out of the bedroom and she is all frazzeled. He tells that they have company and the two people selling the washing machine bring it in. The older of the two asks if they have weed because it has been a long time. Nancy tells that they don’t have any yet. They leave and a crazy man with a bat tells that they stole his grandma’s water. Nancy offers to buy off the water and the man tells it is $50, but Andy comes out in a priest outfit and plays the part. Nancy tells that she has had enough and leaves for some R&R. Andy meets with Sugar Pop and her grandson and he tells that he will baptize him and get money from them. Meanwhile, Nancy pulls up to a tavern and walks in to find it deserted. She tells that she is getting a beer and a man comes in and tells that the bottle opener is on the wall. She sees a sign that says no ladies at the bar and that they have to sit at the table. She pours herself a shot and doesn’t listen to his advice.

Back at the RV Park, Andy finds some baptismal clothing and gets ready for the baptism and tells Shane and Doug to put away the hash. Outside, Silas is filling up a kiddie pool that was donated by the same people they got the washing machine from. The younger of the two asks what they did and tells that his father shot a man and that is why they can’t go back. The baptism commences and Andy baptizes Sugar Pop’s meth-head grandson to wash away the demons. Back at the tavern, Nancy tries to smoke and the bartender tells that there is no smoking. She asks the other person in the bar if it is alright and he tells that he doesn’t care so she lights up again. The bartender tells that they are closing and kicks the other person out. He locks the door and grabs Nancy by the hair and starts taking off her clothes. They have sex and afterward the man tells that he will buy the Lincoln from her. She takes his watch as payment.

Back at the RV, Andy feels good of what he did and Doug tells that he can see Jesus in the cupboard. Shane tells that he has Andy booked for a memorial service and a wedding. Silas tells that he wants to get out of there. The bartender drops off Nancy and they kiss. She gets into the RV and crawls into bed and Andy tells her not to move around. He finds out that she got laid. The next day, a woman is throwing rocks at the RV and calls Nancy names. It turns out that the man that Nancy slept with is married with children. The other residents of the RV Park arrive for the memorial service and the woman tells that they are horrible people. Sugar Pop’s grandson comes out in his underwear and tells that he got high again and Sugar Pop is mad at Andy for not cleansing the demons. They are run out of the RV Park. On the road, Nancy tells that she wants the washing machines going 24/7and the episode ends.

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