Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x2 Production Number: 102 Airdate: Thursday August 03rd, 2006 Director: Rick Telles
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Stan wants to know how each of the contestants reacts under pressure when they're on the hotseat so he has them write anonymous questions for each other. Creature is asked when was the last time she washed her hair, Fat Momma is asked if she thinks a fat superheroine is a good role model for children, Iron Enforcer is asked if it would kill him to use a little antiperspirant, Major Victory is asked if being a male stripper sends a bad message to kids and finally, Iron Enforcer is asked if being on steroids is legal because he seems to be on them...Read the full recap
Episode Notes
The following disclaimer is shown before the task involving the attack dogs: "The following event involves highly trained attack dogs under the supervision of experts and should not be attempted by anyone anywhere, anyplace, anytime under any circumstances."
This episode marks the .
Episode Quotes
Lemuria: When Stan comes on the monitor, it's a little scary and it's a little exciting 'cause you don't know if he's gonna send you on another death-defying adventure or tell you that you're eliminated.
Iron Enforcer: How cool. You bet your ass I got some questions for these pinheads!
Stan Lee: This first question is for Creature. Ouch! This is a little rough. "Creature, your hair is starting to scare me. When is the last time you washed it?"
Creature: Wait a second! My hair stores my superpowers so when I wash my hair, I feel empty and powerless!
Creature: Wait a second! My hair stores my superpowers so when I wash my hair, I feel empty and powerless!
Stan Lee: Wow, this next question is a little mean-spirited. "Fat Momma, do you really think that a fat superheroine would be a good role model for children?"
Fat Momma: I certainly do or I wouldn't be here.
Fat Momma: I certainly do or I wouldn't be here.
Fat Momma: Who asks these kind of questions? If you have a problem with my weight, ask me to my face.
Stan Lee: "Iron Enforcer, it's starting to stink in here, would it kill you to use a little antiperspirant?"
Fat Momma: (on Iron Enforcer) He doesn't even wear clothes. (laughs) All he has to do is wash under his arms and put on some deodorant. (laughs)
Iron Enforcer: You know something everybody? This is what I gotta say. (wafts a fart)
Iron Enforcer: Whatever. I don't care what people think about me. I'm not here to make any friends at all. I'm only here to win the prize.
Stan Lee: Major Victory.
Major Victory: Yes, sir.
Stan Lee: "Do you think a superhero who's a male stripper sends a bad message to the kids?"
Major Victory: Yes, sir.
Stan Lee: "Do you think a superhero who's a male stripper sends a bad message to the kids?"
Major Victory: That question was a low blow. I'd love to know who asked that.
Major Victory: I guess being a male stripper gave me a lot of experience and maybe I can spread that to the youth of uhh...
Tyveculus: Hold up a second. You can't spread wanting to be a stripper...
Tyveculus: Hold up a second. You can't spread wanting to be a stripper...
Major Victory: I'm not saying to hit a pole, kids! I'm not saying do that.
Stan Lee: Alright, let's take a last question. Someone wants to know: "The Iron Enforcer seems to be on steroids - is that legal?"
Iron Enforcer: (surprised) Woo! Well... if steroids are used for a positive thing. I think it's a good thing, though.
Iron Enforcer: (surprised) Woo! Well... if steroids are used for a positive thing. I think it's a good thing, though.
Iron Enforcer: What the hell? Are you kidding me? I look better than anyone else in this house. How dare they single me out when they're the ones with all the problems.
Stan Lee: Superheroes, I'd hate for those dogs to ruin your costumes. You might wanna wear these.
(protective suits are revealed)
Monkey Woman: That's hardcore.
(protective suits are revealed)
Monkey Woman: That's hardcore.
Major Victory: I think I have a new name... Major Dogfood.
Creature: Great. Tyveculus made it. I weigh about as much as one of his legs. I'm chopped liver and dogs like liver.
Creature: (on the attack dogs) Hard. It was... they were biting and... pinching stuff... and they got me. (laughs)
Iron Enforcer: (on Creature failing the task) It's one thing to laugh if you accomplish your goal but Blondie didn't even make it to the door and she was laughing anyway. How stupid is that?!
Monkey Woman: (on Iron Enforcer failing the task) How are you that big, get that close to the door and just quit? I don't understand it.
Feedback: I refuse to let Stan down again. It's gonna take more than two attack dogs to stop me.
Feedback: (as the dogs latch onto his protective suit) You... will... not... take... me... down!
(the dogs take down Feedback)
Feedback: This... will... not... be the end.
(the dogs take down Feedback)
Feedback: This... will... not... be the end.
Fat Momma: (as she prepares to face the attack dogs) Fat Momma needs her donuts.
Major Victory: This'll be a cinch. Dogs love me... and I'm pretty easy to digest.
Major Victory: I salute you, you ferocious animals!
Major Victory: (upon completing the task) Yes! Feel the love, baby! Feel the love!
Major Victory: How's my hair?
Lemuria: I really tried but I couldn't make it to the back door. I hope Stan doesn't eliminate me.
Cell Phone Girl: I have a horrible headache and those dogs just made it worse.
Cell Phone Girl: Being a superhero is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Monkey Woman: I disappointed Stan in the last challenge but he gave me another chance and this is it. Those dogs are going to have to kill me before I stop.
Creature: I was getting worried for Monkey Woman. She wouldn't quit.
Fat Momma: (on Monkey Woman) Everybody made it to the door or yelled "uncle" in less than a minute. That girl just wouldn't give up!
Stan Lee: Cell Phone Girl, you complained that you had a headache and then gave up. I have to ask you if the world is in grave danger, do we just ignore it because of a headache?
Stan Lee: Iron Enforcer... you're the biggest and strongest one here and yet you gave up. You were a mere twelve inches from that door and you said "uncle". You just cannot get that close to accomplishing something and then quit.
Stan Lee: Lemuria, you got pretty far but then you let the dogs drag you right back to where you started. A little strategy might have come in handy there. You've gotta be smarter with these challenges. Creature, you were laughing every step of the way. Now, it's one thing to laugh in the face of danger but not when you're failing to accomplish your goal. Your laughing really makes me question your commitment and sincerity.
Stan Lee: You know, this is probably my most difficult decision so far but unfortunately, somebody must go. .
Stan Lee: You know, as far as your costume is concerned, disco is from the seventies!
Lemuria: (laughs) And so am I.
Lemuria: (laughs) And so am I.
Stan Lee: I don't know, that's not exactly the way I had envisioned it. What do you think, Tyveculus?
Tyveculus: Today, my fantasies were fulfilled. I am a superhero, no... by the source of light, I am Tyveculus! Yes, I love it, sir.
Tyveculus: Today, my fantasies were fulfilled. I am a superhero, no... by the source of light, I am Tyveculus! Yes, I love it, sir.
Tyveculus: When I first saw the outfit, I thought, you know what? I'm gonna stay strong. But in the inside I was like what?!
Feedback: Tyveculus' costume looks ridiculous. Look at that thing on his head, it looks like a big, giant fan.
Feedback: Tyveculus, right now, you're Stan Lee's biggest fan!
Tyveculus: I know I told Stan that I like this costume but I really don't. I got this big, feathery cockadoodledo on top of my head so I thought if I cut the feathers off that I'd be able to live with it. Clearly, it wasn't the feathers.
Tyveculus: It's okay. I-I'll just have to deal with it. It's okay to be laughed at.
Stan Lee: It's not ever okay for a superhero to be laughed at.
Stan Lee: It's not ever okay for a superhero to be laughed at.
Fat Momma: Oh my God!
Stan Lee: You have suddenly become Hot Momma now!
Fat Momma: I love it!
Stan Lee: You have suddenly become Hot Momma now!
Fat Momma: I love it!
Stan Lee: Iron Enforcer... your head's on the chopping block in every elimination and that's not good. You quit in the dog challenge and you didn't stop for the crying child. You don't seem to be well liked around here with the accusations about B.O. and steroids and all. To top it off, your makeover just didn't seem to work. I don't know, maybe I just can't get past that gun. Like I said before, superheroes don't kill people, they save people.
Fat Momma: Usually, I'm kinda sad to see someone go but he didn't really fit in with all of us, anyway. Plus, it's sure gonna smell a lot nicer around here.
Iron Enforcer: I'm really pissed right now about this whole thing. Stan Lee throwing me out, it's ridiculous. You think Fat Woman is a superhero? Must be kidding me!
Stan Lee: Hey, Iron Enforcer! During your makeover, something was bothering me and I couldn't put my finger on it. But now I know exactly what it is - you make a lousy superhero. But you'd make a great supervillain.
Iron Enforcer: Really?
Stan Lee: Spider-Man had the Green Goblin. Superman had Lex Luthor. I want you to be the new supervillain of this show. You can help me test your former competitors to see if they've really got what it takes.
Iron Enforcer: Yeah.
Stan Lee: How would you like to help me make their lives extremely difficult?
Iron Enforcer: I would love it.
Iron Enforcer: Really?
Stan Lee: Spider-Man had the Green Goblin. Superman had Lex Luthor. I want you to be the new supervillain of this show. You can help me test your former competitors to see if they've really got what it takes.
Iron Enforcer: Yeah.
Stan Lee: How would you like to help me make their lives extremely difficult?
Iron Enforcer: I would love it.
Stan Lee: Life for our superheroes is about to change... when they meet my newest creation, the Dark Enforcer!
Cultural References
Iron Enforcer: Creature needs to work on her appearance. She looks like a homeless Princess Leia.
Princess Leia is a character from the Star Wars movies. She is best known for her braided hair buns as far as her appearance is concerned.
Princess Leia is a character from the Star Wars movies. She is best known for her braided hair buns as far as her appearance is concerned.
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