Episode Quotes
Stan Lee: Morning, true believers! Every superhero has a supervillain. In some ways, the supervillain is almost as important as the superhero himself. In fact, sometimes it seems that the supervillain defines the superhero.
Stan Lee: Mr. Supervillain, what do you think makes a good arch-nemesis?
Dark Enforcer: Maybe it's a guy who's been shot by other people. Maybe it's everyone's favourite punching bag. Maybe it's a guy who everyone claims uses steroids. Maybe it's me... (takes off his hood and mask) the Dark Enforcer!
Dark Enforcer: None of you deserve to be on the show and I'm taking everyone of you out!
Creature: Other people became angry that the Iron Enforcer became the Dark Enforcer mostly because they don't know what's gonna happen in the game now.
Fat Momma: And when I go home and I'm the winner...
Lemuria: Kiss my-kiss my natural brown ass! I'm sorry, I don't think so!
Dark Enforcer: Hey, boss. Can you remind me what's the number one rule of being a 'superhero'?
Stan Lee: Everyone knows you never give up your secret identity.
Dark Enforcer: Ohh! You're not gonna like this, boss!
Tyveculus: I'm so pissed at myself. Being set up by Dark Enforcer, he might've set up a trap but I'm the one that walked right into it.
Stacy: What's your real name?
Feedback: I can't disclose my secret identity.
Feedback: I was very happy I didn't let Stan down but this one was easy. I mean, come on, cameras or no cameras, a superhero never gives up his true identity.
Creature: Man, I really failed this test. How could I have fallen for that?
Lemuria: What the heck was I thinking? I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Stacy: Well, as a human, I'm Stacy.
Major Victory: Stacy? As a human, I'm Chris.
Major Victory: This really was an eye opener for me. Sadly, today, I was a wiener not a winner.
Stan Lee: I can't believe what I just saw! Meet me in the living room, it's time for an elimination.
Major Victory: I am so screwed! I gave up my true identity. I have a new name... Major Dumbass!
Stan Lee: The number one rule of being a superhero is: you never divulge your true identity! Look at Clark Kent or Peter Parker. How many times have they been tempted to reveal who they really are? Unlike what happened with most of you, it would've taken a lot more than a little flirtation for them to reveal their true identities.
Stan Lee: How did you know about such websites?
Monkey Woman: 'Cause I, too, am an actress.
Stan Lee: Perhaps the thing that upsets me the most is your saying that you're an actress. I've said from day one that all of you had to be here for the right reason. At the audition, you told me that you were a real estate investor not an actress. But today, the truth came out and I couldn't be more disappointed. Being a superhero shouldn't be a shortcut to an acting job. It's a way of life.
Monkey Woman: Please don't do this. I'm sorry I lied to you, I know I was wrong Mr. Lee.
Monkey Woman: But Monkey Woman will definitely live on somewhere, in a tree near you, you'll be hearing the telltale ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh!
Lemuria: This is nuts. I'm five stories off the ground and I'm terrified and now the wind's started blowing like a fricken hurricane!
Major Victory: I hope this doesn't mess up my hair!
Fat Momma: Do me a favour, take a bite of this donut, it'll make you better.
Julie: It'll help?
Fat Momma: It's gonna help, it's gonna give us the energy we need.
Major Victory: Hold your hands on my sexy hips, they're kinda sexy.
Stan Lee: I'm sorry for tricking you but remember, this was a test of courage, not your ability to fly.
Stan Lee: It was a very generous and heroic thing to say. However, there were two of you who were somewhat less than generous in that area who pointed a derogatory finger at another contestant. Superheroes would never sacrifice a fellow hero, they'd choose to take the bullet themselves.
Fat Momma: (to Stan) I'm really sad to see him go. I would've preferred that you pick me over him. I feel like my spirit is broken.
Lemuria: Of course I'm gonna do whatever it takes to win this game. Stan's gonna have to do a lot more than that to outsmart me.
Fat Momma: Now I feel like before I was playing a game but now it'll be with a purpose to get payback for Tyveculus. I'm gonna make sure that each of them go before I do.