Feedback: This is the most important thing I've done in my entire life. It means more to me than anything to be Stan Lee's next great superhero. I have to win this thing.
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Major Victory: As I get deeper into this, I find myself thinking more and more about my estranged daughter. She lives in Seattle and I'm just not a part of her life like I'd like to be. If I can this competition, I can prove to her once and for all that I am a hero... and what can be better than that?
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Major Victory: Great, I survived almost getting taken out by two attack dogs and now I might get taken out by a 10-year-old. What's wrong with this picture?
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Major Victory: (to the kids) Just a quick question... you guys like my hair?
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Major Victory: When I looked at all those kids' faces, I thought of my daughter. I just wish I could've been there when she was this age.
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Jack: Did you make all this up or are you just nuts?!
Feedback: I don't think everybody, uhh, thinks I'm entirely sane but I like to think that it's just my creative energy that people read as insanity.
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Major Victory: (to Feedback as they're writing lines on the blackboard) This is not cool...
Dark Enforcer: Shut up! No talking!
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Major Victory: I have to approach total strangers and ask if I can look at their ankle. Major Victory... prepare to be slapped.
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Fat Momma: Oh, 'scuse me, can I have one of those French fries? I need a little energy...
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Fat Momma: Anybody with high heels? I give you a French fry... maybe.
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Major Victory: I just hope there's thirty three fifty in here. All ones, I'm used to counting those. (laughs but the woman is unamused) You will never get that.
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Feedback: Okay, great. Do you mind if I leave your purse in disarray? Do you know what? I can't do that, I'm a superhero.
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Feedback: I'm sorry but challenge or no challenge, a superhero would never leave a woman's purse in disarray.
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Dark Enforcer: What took so long? If I had hostages, they would've died of old age by now, you bonehead!
Feedback: I still think there's good in you.
Dark Enforcer: (laughs maniacally) Dumbass!
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Fat Momma: Hey, you!
Dark Enforcer: I would've been dead by now!
Fat Momma: But I'm not hungry.
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Major Victory: I was really worried about Fat Momma. She locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out unless she could talk to one of the executive producers of the show.
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Stan Lee: This is such a difficult decision to make. Just know that I know I'll have to break one of your hearts but mine's gonna break right along with it.
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Stan Lee: (to Major Victory) You mentioned your goal for coming onto the show was to prove to your daughter who lives in Seattle that you were a hero. Chris, mission accomplished.
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Major Victory: Can I keep the phone? Good one.
Stan Lee: (laughs) You've always stayed in character!
Major Victory: I gotta go out like that!
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