Karen: You call me down to this godforsaken place, to tell me my kids made the honor roll?! Honey, my time is precious! Call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!
Episode Title: I Never Promised You An Olive Garden.
The title of the show comes from a book, a film, and a song. So we're going to go with the most famous, which is the Lynn Anderson song "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden."
Will: Holy hangover, Batgirl.
A parody of the famous line spoken by Burt Ward as Robin on Batman.