After 11 months of investigation, Stanley Walker is arrested for tax evasion.
The hallway between Will and Jack's apartments is now a hardwood floor instead of carpet.
Will: Let me try to explain this in terms you'll understand. I'm tequila. (Will picks up some bottles)
Karen: Oh, I'm liking this story better already!
Will: These are my friends gin, vodka, and scotch. (Scottish accent) Hello, Karen!
Karen: Hiya, kids.
Will: Now. You got an emergency. You want a bloody mary. You've poured yourself a thimble of tomato juice. Who you gonna call? Me? Tequila?
Karen: What is this crazy talk? I want my vodka!
Will: Exactly. So from now on, you only call tequila when you have a legal problem.
Karen: Ok, I get it now. You're comin' in loud and queer!
Grace: This is so unfair. I feel like I'm being banished.
Jack: That's because you are being banished. Now, you will sit here on the freak bench with the other weirdos. (Sees other girls on the bench) No offense, girls. Today's weirdos are tomorrow's daytime talk show hosts and sensitive singer-songwriters.
Grace: It's always about me!
Episode Title: Crouching Father, Hidden Husband.
Refers to the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which is an Academy Award Winning Movie starring Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yun-Fat.