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Will & Grace: ...And the Horse He Rode In On
Continuing from the season finale in the year's first new episode, a dazed Grace is rescued by a handsome Jewish doctor who pulls her up on his horse and delivers her just in time for her insemination with an impatient Will. But their new relationship as expectant parents puts a strain on Will and Grace's relationship when they agree not to date until their baby is born. Meanwhile, a restless Karen can't make up her mind about cheating on her imprisoned husband with the genteel but ardent suitor Lionel.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x1 Production Number: 05002 Airdate: Thursday September 26th, 2002 |
Episode Notes
The fifth-season opener, which picks up where last May's cliffhanger left off.
Episode Quotes
Grace: I know, I know, I know. I'm crazy late. I had an accident.
Will: What happened?! And it better not be something stupid, like when you missed my 35th birthday because you ran into a mailbox.
Grace: I ran into a lamppost.
Will: Grace!
Grace: I did! I did. Look! A doctor on a horse came up and took me to the drugstore to get an icepack. I'm not making this up. I hurt my head. (Points to head)
Will: Your head? Like you keep anything in there.
Doctor: Good afternoon. Do we have the sperm?
Jack: Okay. You're gonna have to give me a little more notice than that. (Jack leaves)
Doctor: Why don't you put on this gown, and we'll get started. (Grace messes with the gown)
Will: Hey, it's not a map of space. It's a gown. Come on, open it!
Grace: Stop stressing me! Or our kid'll end up spending eight hours a day chasing his tail.
Will: Well, as long as he or she can tell the difference between a lamppost and empty space.
(Jack walks in with a whit paper bag)
Jack: Where's the doctor?
Will: What happened?! And it better not be something stupid, like when you missed my 35th birthday because you ran into a mailbox.
Grace: I ran into a lamppost.
Will: Grace!
Grace: I did! I did. Look! A doctor on a horse came up and took me to the drugstore to get an icepack. I'm not making this up. I hurt my head. (Points to head)
Will: Your head? Like you keep anything in there.
Doctor: Good afternoon. Do we have the sperm?
Jack: Okay. You're gonna have to give me a little more notice than that. (Jack leaves)
Doctor: Why don't you put on this gown, and we'll get started. (Grace messes with the gown)
Will: Hey, it's not a map of space. It's a gown. Come on, open it!
Grace: Stop stressing me! Or our kid'll end up spending eight hours a day chasing his tail.
Will: Well, as long as he or she can tell the difference between a lamppost and empty space.
(Jack walks in with a whit paper bag)
Jack: Where's the doctor?
Cultural References
Karen: Who are you to judge, Judy?
Karen refers to the TV show Judge Judy.
Karen refers to the TV show Judge Judy.
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