In Washington, a robber is fleeing the scene of his crime when someone trips him with a gas arrow and then knocks him out. The owner comes over and congratulates his hero... Red Arrow. Red Arrow takes the money and tells the owner that he doesn’t need a reward. From above, Green Arrow secretly watches and calls in to say that it’s worse than he thought...Read the full recap
Blue Beetle: What is that thing?
Scarab: Appellaxian golem.
Blue Beetle: You know, I'm bilingual and I still have no idea what you just said.
Scarab: Irrelevant. Attack
Blue Beetle: Okay, that I get.
Blue Beetle: How are the ears?
Superboy: Fine! Oh, ugh, fine. But what were you thinking using sonics against an Appellaxian?
Blue Beetle: Dude. Never even heard of an Apple-laxative before tonight.
Superboy: You freshman never do the homework. Haven't you read the case file on the League's first mission? Haven't you taken the guided tour of the Hall?
Blue Beetle: Those are rhetorical questions, right?
Partner: Mixing an Appellaxian husk with the potential for nuclear meltdown could be a recipe or disaster--or hilarity. I haven't decided.
Scarab: That tactic would be more effective if you fired through bone.
Blue Beetle: Ugh. No!
Superboy: Blue, let's go. Fight your inner demons later.
Blue Beetle: Demon. Singular. One's enough, believe me.
Nightwing: You're our friend. Just because you're a clone with anger management issues doesn't change that.
Kid Flash: Seriously. Have you met Superboy?
Sportsmaster: Why blow up Gruesome? Seems like a wasted resource.
Partner: A resource falling into enemy hands is a resource best disposed of.
Sportsmaster: Partner, I like the way you think.
Kid Flash: Hey, it's after midnight. Happy Valentine's Day, Artemis.
Artemis: You remembered.
Kid Flash: Come on! What kind of jerk would I be if I forgot Valentine's Day? For the fifth year in a row?
Artemis: Well, I remembered, too. I got you your favorite food. Everything.
Kid Flash: Babe, you rock.