Kazu: I feel like Donald Trump.
Logan: Kazu! I can explain....
Kazu: So can I..... You're fired!
Quinn: Logan, he's such a jerk.
Nicole: A cute jerk.
Chase: Oh hey, there's Quinn! (points to the computer) Did she just eat a leaf?
Zoey: Stop looking, it's wrong to spy on people!
Chase But that's a fake plant!
Chase: Right! We gotta get rid of that bear. Like, now!
Zoey: Or not.
Chase: Or not?
Zoey: Let's say we keep the bear, and have a little fun with Logan.
Chase: Ahh, a little payback!
Zoey: Or a lot of payback. Follow me!
Chase: (Quinn continues to eat plant) She's eating a plastic plant!
(Zoey grabs Chase and drags him out of the room)
Chase Somebody ordered some California rolls?
Zoey: Hey, wanna watch the sunset on the beach?
Chase: I'm working, I can't go to the beach.
Dana: You don't have to.
Zoey: Come here.
Chase: Wow, nice! How are you seeing all this?
Zoey: I'm one of the victims. Why would I spread secrets about myself?
Nicole: To trick us!
Chase: Hey, Kazu!
Kazu: You're late!
Chase: I'm 10 minutes early!
Kazu: No back sass!
Chase: Okay... just put down the knife!
Zoey: We'll drive him to Mexico!
Logan: Did she say Mexico?
Zoey: (on cell phone in phony southern accent) Excuse me sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.
Mr. Callahan: Um, I didn't order any mustard.
Zoey: Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.
Mr. Callahan: Who could eat that much mustard?
Zoey: That's none of my business! So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
Mr. Callahan: But I don't even like mustard!
Zoey: Then, why'd you order so much?
Mr. Callahan: I didn't.
Quinn: (scans bear) That jerk!
Quinn: Let's go!
(Nicole, Quinn, and Zoey go back to Zoey's dorm)
Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!
Nicole: I knew it! What does that mean?
Zoey: In English?
Quinn: There's a webcam in that bear!
Nicole: I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means
Zoey: Did you have anything to do with it?
Chase: Uh, come in?
Zoey: Did you put a camera in the bear?
Chase: Uh, no, I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear