Mr. Bender: (after hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring) Read it out!
Zoey: (reading) Hey, Zoe do ya think Bender knows his zipper's down?
Zoey: I choose Glen.
Zoey: Yeah, the whole point of the dance was to meet new people. Right?
Chase: Yeah, I guess.
Logan: I am having the worst time.
Dana: No, I think that'd be me.
Girl: So any questions?
Chase: Um...Yeah...How do we get out of this?
Zoey: I say next year we pick our own dates to the dance.
Nicole: All I know is that this school is 90 percent guys.
Nicole: So, we're girls!
Zoey: Oh, so that's why I have those bras in my drawer!
Logan: So, having fun yet?
Dana: Um, let me think...no!
Logan: Would you have more fun if we made out?
Michael: Well I signed up to be a campus guide to a forgein exchange student.
Logan: You're gonna babysit some foreign guy?
Michael: No, I'm gonna babysit some foreign girl.
Chase: Oh come on that's...that's brilliant!
Logan: Hey, some guys are brilliant, some guys are great looking. I just happen to be both.