Stan finds out that the mayor is running unopposed, so he decides to run against him.
Stan gets talked into a guys night out playing pool for nickels and dimes. The end result is a debt that Lou and Pete struggle to meet.
Stan's obsession with Clara Meeks apple pie leads him to help her out when he hears she is sick, but Clara turns out to be more devious than Stan expected. Meanwhile Fred is in a snit when Molly and Chelsea are admitted into the local Christmas caroling group.
Stan discovers that Waterford Falls has no crime and no one locks their doors, but the revelation doesn't comfort him so Stan decides to teach them a lesson.
The town's disgruntled mailman helps Stan track down an anonymous dedicated fan.
Molly is asked to contribute her favorite dessert recipe for the local paper. Fred talks Stan and Molly into posing for a picture for Cheese Quarterly magazine, but the caption contains an unfortunate typo.
Stan upsets the town's unstable snowplow driver.
The townspeople think Stan's boathouse is haunted by ghosts. When Stan investigates, he is surprised by what he finds. Stan tries to get Ryan closer to his father.
Stan recognizes the town's archaic milkman on his show and gets the man fired.
Stan meets the town doctor and is surprised at his way of practicing medicine. Stan pretends to forget his wedding anniversary, to the confusion of the town residents.