Archie's cousin Oscar comes for a stay and quickly annoys him with his demands and laziness. But after Oscar dies in his sleep is when Archie gets steamed thinking he will have to pay for the funeral.
Mike's artist friend, Szabo visits the Bunkers and decides he would like Gloria to pose for him ... in the nude.
Mike and Lionel plan on attending a demonstration at the United Nations. After a riot breaks Gloria asks Archie to bring them home, but he instead gets arrested with the other protesters.
Edith wants to use the $30 collected in the family pot to get a song published but Archie has other plans...to buy a gun. While out at the movies they recieve a visit from a pair of robbers.
It's Mike and Gloria's first wedding anniversary but the celebration turns into an arguement when each tell their version of when Mike and Archie first met.
A local election finds the Bunker's at odds over candidate Claire Packer whom Archie is against because "she's another loudmouth liberal who never knows when to shut up", plus shes a woman.
Edith has an accident at a grocery store when her shopping cart damages a parked with a can of cling peaches..."in heavy syrup"
Archie thinks about moving to California after seeing an ad for a real estate company offering to buy homes for substantial profit, problem is the agent is unscrupulously telling them that they will sell to minorities bringing down property values.
Archie tries giving Mike advice after stressing over his grades has Mike impotent.
While Archie agonizes over who to fire at work , Edith informs him that his insurance has been canceled.
Archie is to be on TV for a man on the streets interview but they may have to miss the airing after the TV breaks.
Edith's liberal Cousin Maude to comes to help out after Archie, Mike and Gloria come down with the flu.
Archie has no Christmas spirit after finding out he didn't get a bonus this year as punishment for an error he made at work.
While out at an Italian restaurant to celebrate Edith's birthday, Archie finds out she forgot to mail his insurance bill. Archie rushes to pay it only to get trapped in an elevator with a woman in labor.
Edith's mood swings leads the doctors to believe she is beginning menopause. Edith worries that Archie won't love her anymore.
Archie is worried after finding out there's a FBI agent asking around the neighborhood about him.
Trouble ensues at the Bunker household after Mike's ex-girlfriend leaves a child off that she claims is his.
Archie witnesses a mugging but refuses to tell the police what he saw. After his story ends up in the newspaper fingering the mob Archie begins to panic.
Mike and Gloria go away for 8 days leaving Edith and Archie alone with nothing to do. Archie gets upset after she lets him win at cards causing Edith to demand an apology.
Edith recieves a gift from her cousin Amelia, a mink stole. But Archie refuses to take anything from them and orders her to send it back. Problem is the mink gets ruined after being dry cleaned and Archie now wants to keep the insurance check.
Sammy Davis, Jr., encounters Archie Bunker in all his glory when the star ventures out to Queens to retrieve a briefcase he left in Munson's taxicab.
Archie is accused of breaking a washing macine at a laundromat but refuses to pay for repairs. Honest Edith is asked to be the judge of this case.
Archie gets upset after overhearing a conversation between Edith and Gloria after finding out his wife has a secret she has kept from him.
Maude's daughter Carol is getting married to a Jewish man and fear Archie's presence will ruin the wedding.