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All in the Family: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit

Mike forgets to tell Archie he has invited his friends Paul and Robin to spend the night. Paul is no longer the clean-cut young man he remembers, so Archie refuses to let the unmarried couple stay. They'll be no peace and no love in Archie's Christian home tonight!

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x7
Production Number: 107
Airdate: Tuesday February 23rd, 1971

Guest Stars
Corey FischerCorey Fischer
As Jeff Walker
Jack BenderJack Bender
As Paul Goodrow
Episode Notes
Original episode title was "Now that you know the way."

Episode Quotes
Mike: There you go labeling again, why can't you just accept Paul for what he is?
Archie: Fine, what is he?

Mike: You know you're totally incomprehensible
Archie: Maybe so but I make a lot of sense

(To Gloria)
Archie: You give some of those weirdos one night, and they take a month.

(Regarding Robin)
Archie: Look Edith, this is his old lady.
Edith: This young girl is your mother?

Archie: Edith why do you leave the Bible on top of the television set?
Edith: Because it keeps falling off the refridgerator.

Archie: This is a Christian home, Get out!!

Archie: If I was afraid of it (sex), you wouldn't be here, right, Edith? (Long pause)
Edith: I'm trying to remember...

Archie: Edith, what are they eating here?
Edith: Raw vegetables.
Archie: It looks like something from the bottom of a hampsters cage.

(To Paul)
Archie: Let me ask you something Paul, when exactly did you decide to become a freak?.

Paul: Robin doesn't talk much.
Archie: What does Robin do? Chirp?

Paul: Robin says...
Gloria: We don't care what Robin says, Robin shut up!

(Gloria, Mike, and Edith Singing)
Archie: (Wakes up) I must have die and gone to the wrong place because you all sound like Hell.

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