Gloria: It's a breast.
Archie: Edith, did you hear what your girl just said?
Gloria: You can't even say the word.
Edith: I once said a breast of a chicken.
Archie: Szabo what?
Archie: He's a gypsy!
Michael: He's a Hungarian.
Archie: Same thing!
Szabo: He wouldn't be him without his clothes now wouldn't be Mrs. Bunker?
Edith: I don't know I'd have to think about it.
Michael: Dirty is in the eye of the beholder.
Archie: And stupid is in the eye of the Pollack.
Michael: Women have hormones too.
Archie: There's do not mean nothing.
Michael: Our generation trusts.
Archie: Our generation trusts too, Meathead. In God! Not Hungarians!
Edith: I thought it was a religious film, Archie. It was Cardinal Knowledge.
Archie: No, it was Carnal Knowledge!
Edith: I wonder why the sandman is Japanese? He should have been an Arab, they got lots more sand.
Archie: Merv Griffen and Johnny Carson do not kiss each other!
These are two popular TV personalities. Merv Griffen is famous for making game shows. Johnny Carson is popular for The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
Archie: That's what Abel was saying when he got it in his back with a Cain.
Archie mixed the story up but is referring to the Biblical story of Genesis of Cain and Abel.