Michael: Hope the noise wasn't bothering you.
Archie: Oh no! I just came down here so I could hear it better!
Gloria: Daddy, he is busy with his books and his schooling!
Archie: And all that commie crapola!
(About the U.S being admitted to U.N)
Archie:(To Michael) That'll be the day when this country sits down with a bunch of chink ping pong players!
Archie: That's how you teach a scab a lesson. That was no violence Edith but an education.
Jesus Hippie: You mean you don't dig Jesus Christ Superstar!?
Archie: I dug Jesus way back before you weirdos turned Him in to a superstar!
Jesus Hippie: You condemn this music? This music has brought many young people to Christ.
Archie: Listen here, buddy Jesus wants you to come to Him on your knees, not wiggling and jiggling until your parts fall off!
Michael: When I turned around there was the biggest cop I've ever seen. He had a huge giant head and a face like Ed Sullivan!
Ed Sullivan was the host on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Archie: Turn that racket off buddy!
Jesus Hippie: That is not racket, that's Jesus Christ Superstar!
Jesus Christ Superstar was a musical meant to portray the life of Jesus.