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All in the Family: Mike Comes Into Money

Archie is upset when Mike comes into an inheritance and decides to give the money to the McGovern campaign instead of paying back Archie, for the time spent there mooching.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x8
Production Number: 310
Airdate: Saturday November 04th, 1972

Episode Quotes
Mike: You have to think about these things!
Archie: Why should I have to think about polution? I am use to it!

(Looking at the water bill)
Archie: Will you look at this bill? $16.50! Lucky me, we got the only dumb pollack that showers regularly.

(To Mike)
Archie: I never thought I'd see the day a meathead would have a tax problem.

(To Mike)
Archie: Remember what the Bible says about giving to charity.
Edith: It's better to give than to receive.
Archie: Oh, that's Aesop's Fables.

Edith: With Archie, the rolls are the best part of the roast!
Gloria: Ma, what are you talking about?
Edith: Well, how do you expect him to sop up the gravy!?

(To Edith and Gloria)
Archie: What is all the holloring in here? For a minute I thought I was in the back of a Greek restaurant!

Gloria: Don't you care that me and Ma are practically at each others throats in there?
Archie: Of course I care! I just told you to shut up didn't I?

Archie: That's his fault, he had a chance to do the right thing for this here family, but what the hell does he care?
Gloria: What the hell did you expect him to do?
Archie: How dare you curse in this here house!

(To Gloria)
Archie: That doesn't always work out that way little girl. Look at this here animal kingdom. A gorilla wants his child to be better than him. But look what happens, just another gorilla!

(At the TV)
Edith: Look, there comes Mr. Nixon out of the voting booth, I wonder who he voted for?

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