President Obama pays a visit but a hidden clause in the new health-care law means Woody and Steve have be sewn together to share a liver after Woody is shot.
Woody is furious when he is denied access to an exclusive country club, but Denzel is accepted as a member. Malloy refuses to have his anal glands expressed.
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Ethel and Connie battle it out to try at the Miss National Park beauty pageant. Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome after they find out that they are dating the same woman.
Denzel and Woody's mom get married. Connie becomes obsessed with "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak.
Denzel attempts to help Steve start a career as a gay country music star.
Woody is demoted by the secretary of the interior. Denzel quits smoking weed.
Ethel ends up becoming pregnant after she gets drunk and sleeps with Steve.