Clyde: Don't just stand there suckin' on a prune pit!
Braddock: Me and my big mouth.
Hanley: You and your big mouth who?
Braddock: Me and my big mouth, sir.
Captain: (to Braddock) I'd like to know how you always manage to get knocked into a trough full of sheep dip and come out smelling like Napoleon brandy.
Clyde: I don't care what they say, we're losing the war.
Braddock: (to the Germans) They wouldn't trade me for a seasick sailor.