Recaps2x3: Revenge of the Lizardmen recap
: In Metro City, the police department hunt for Danger 5, believing them responsible for the massacre at the high school and the kidnapping of Holly De Palma. When the officers remind Captain Bramman that Jackson is one of them and it may be a set-up, Hitler comes in--still posing as a FBI agent--and insists that Danger 5 are Communist fanatics endangering the American dream. He warns the police that Holly is already dead, and vows to make Danger 5 pay and then get Holly. A cop complains that it's Christmas and they've been working triple shifts, and Bramman has FBI Agent Mengele hand out "military-grade stamina pills." The captain finishes by saying that he wants Danger 5 in the electric chair, and Jackson on the shooting range... as a target... read more.2x2: Johnny Hitler recap
: At M.D.W. Trinity High School in Chicago, new student Johnny Hitler shows up for his first class... read more.2x1: Merry Christmas Colonel recap
: In London, England, at Harrods, Santa Claus is having children sit on his lap. Colonel Chestbridge is shopping for the holidays when he notices two men moving in. Santa draws a submachine gun and the other two men draw guns as well. Chestbridge wonders how "Santa" survived, and Santa says that it was a Christmas miracle. The colonel pulls out his sit-down gun and opens fire, hitting Santa and the first man. The second wolf-headed man, Otto Skorzeny, fires and mortally wounds Chestbridge, while Santa removes the Kevlar vest that saved his life. He then fires more bullets into Chestbridge, and then removes his beard to reveal his true identity: Adolf Hitler! Chestbridge vows that Danger 5 will hunt him down, but Santa and his assistant gun the colonel down... read more.1x0: The Diamond Girls recap
: In Germany, agents Pierre, Tucker, and Jackson have spent three months infiltrating the Black Dog club. Jackson is posing as a dealer, Tucker as a bartender, and Pierre as a waiter. When Jackson starts picking fights with the Nazi soldiers, Tucker tells him to back off and maintain their cover, confident that “the big man” will soon arrive to see Madame Julietta and Her Sinful Thighs... read more.1x6: Final Victory recap
: Aboard a destroyer in the Pacific, Mr. Mondo is playing the Italians at cards. Suddenly the ship shakes as three giant monsters emerge from the ocean. They emit an unearthly shriek, killing everyone aboard... read more.