Dharma: So what brings you up here, George?
George: I've come here to die. This land was my ancestors' sacred burial site.
Jane: For real?
George: For real.
Dharma: Well, we're sunbathing topless, so you'll die happy.
Larry: (meeting George for the first time) Sir, I would like to apologize for all the injustices your people have suffered at the hands of my people.
Abby: Larry, your people were in Latvia being chased by Cossacks.
Dharma: (to Greg) First you had me followed, and then you just rush on in her like a big old macho cowboy....
Edward: Don't say "cowboy" in front of the Indian.
George: That's okay. I'm a big Dallas fan.