Pete: A minister, a rabbi and a shaman? If I could get them to walk into a bar I'd die a happy man.
Kitty: As long as nobody gets their way I'm happy
Greg: Although I don't go to church a lot I do pray.
Dharma: What do you pray for?
Greg: I...uh...um...well if I tell you it won't come true.
Dharma: I'm sorry about the tree sap thing, I thought it would wash right off.
Greg: It's OK. It gave me that little push I needed to finally shave my arms.
Greg: Can someone start from the beginning?
Kitty: Edward, tell him.
Edward: What happened to 'Shut up and drive'?
Abby: I'm trying to be a solution.
Kitty: What kind of solution involves my husband and I having to climb out of a mud hole?
Larry: (to Kitty) You smell like France.