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Dharma & Greg: The Paper Hat Anniversary

While trying to come up with an excuse for Dharma and Greg to not attend their parent's planned aniversy celebration Greg accidentally insults Dharma. They go for a drive and end up getting stuck in the mud, they walk to diner which is closed due to a death in the owner's family. Greg impulsivly breaks a pane in the window to use the phone, a couple of minutes after they get in a police officer walks in and notices the glass. Quick thinking, they pretend to be temporary replacement workers for the owner while he is gone.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 2x4
Production Number: 2ABD04
Airdate: Wednesday October 14th, 1998

Guest Stars
Kivi RogersKivi Rogers
As Alvin
Kivi RogersKivi Rogers
As Alvin
Episode Quotes
Linda: A lot women throw their panties at Tom Jones.
Dharma: Yeah, but Maude didn't take hers off!

Dharma: (After Greg breaks the window) Do you have anything between fuddy duddy and criminal?

Dharma: Oh, Honey, listen. My parents called and instead of taking us to lunch tomorrow for our first anniversary they thought we should all go out and plant trees together.
Greg: Why?
Dharma: Because the first anniversary is the paper anniversary.
Greg: Ok?
Dharma: Paper comes from trees.
Greg: replenishing the source of paper other couples have dimished, we're balancing our karmic debt with the planet.
Dharma: Wow! A year ago you would have thought that was just crazy.
Greg: Yeah. Look at me grow.

Larry: So, Abby's parents had no idea what I'd planted in the corner of their farm. All they know is the cows are grazing their brains out and acting all paranoid.

Dharma: ...I'm not doing backflips about having dinner with your parents at Café Snooty.
Greg: Actually, Café Snooty was booked, but they got us a table at the Pompous Room

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