Hey everyone, Ed the Sock here. They wanted me to BS a little explaining Ed's Night Party!...but how the hell can you briefly sum up the magnificence of a show that combines taboo wit, one-of-a-kind celebrity encounters, bikini contests and an on-set hot tub stocked with beautiful women? Oh, guess I just did. Crap, that was quick. Um...trust me ladies, that was the only thing I finish in 15 seconds. Well, it's not like I need to sell the show anyway - we're already Friday's highest-rated late night show. Yes, even kicking Leno and Letterman's geriatric assess. Yep, I'm at the top of the heap. But have you ever smelled a heap? Trust me, it isn't pleasant.