$10 Bets - In the supermarket, Mike bets Ed to ask a clerk where the lettuce is by pronouncing it "let-oos".
"What kind of jackass calls it let-toos?" asks the clerk.
Where's Phil? - Phil, with financial assistance from Ed, buys tons of turkeys from the supermarket, raises the price to $300, and renames them "Fine Corinthian Turkeys" in the hope of reselling them.
Mike: (about Ed's Thanksgiving dinner) I've got my money on grease fire.
Carol: (to Ed) I can never decide whether you're totally adorable or totally creepy.