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Siesser

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Message Posted On Tuesday, November 18th 2008 at 6:18 pm
QWOP I was shown this game yesterday, and am now addicted and determined to make it at least half-way. My best distance so far is 21.3 metres. Anyone able to get further?
tikidawg

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Message Posted On Tuesday, November 18th 2008 at 8:08 pm
The best I've gotten is 2.5 meters But now I'm hooked.
holophonor
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Message Posted On Tuesday, November 18th 2008 at 8:32 pm
Um ... LMAO. I love seeing my dude topple over. I just got -0.4 meters. Everyone is a winner!
holophonor
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Message Posted On Tuesday, November 18th 2008 at 10:21 pm
Dammit, 12 meters. I had a good rhythm, but then I tried to do a back flip. I've let my nation down. Again.
Me
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Message Posted On Wednesday, November 19th 2008 at 9:07 am
My guys knees dislocated as he fell on his face, lol. Oh, 3 meters...so far.
XBox-nerd

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Message Posted On Wednesday, November 19th 2008 at 9:23 pm
3.2 meters
holophonor
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Message Posted On Wednesday, November 19th 2008 at 9:38 pm
I managed to get up to 33 last night, but now I can't get past, like, 10. I've lost my touch.
Scouxx

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Message Posted On Thursday, November 20th 2008 at 8:30 pm
This s**t is hard. I only 1.9 meters so far.
Siesser

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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 1:35 am
On Wednesday, November 19th 2008 9:38 pm, holophonor wrote:
I managed to get up to 33 last night, but now I can't get past, like, 10. I've lost my touch.


whao, you got 1/3 of the way there! According to some net-talk, there's a hurdle you have to clear at 50m, and a long jump at the end
holophonor
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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 1:41 am
LMAO, a hurdle? Oh, God, I feel like I'm torturing the guy enough as it is.
holophonor
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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 5:37 am
Grah, 46.2! I was hoping to get a glimpse of the hurdle. *sigh* Maybe tomorrow...
REK-CAF

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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 10:20 am
How the hell do yous do it? I can't get 2 steps!
Me
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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 1:18 pm
On Friday, November 21st 2008 10:20 am, REK-CAF wrote:
How the hell do yous do it? I can't get 2 steps!

I shut Reggie Bush down to 3 yards in Madden Football '09 for PS3, but can't figure how to keep this guy from having painfully bent legs.
holophonor
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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 3:48 pm
LOL, here's what I do:

-Tap O a little bit in the beginning so the dude starts leaning forward.
-Then press Q+P at the same time.
-Then press O+W at the same time to switch legs.
-Repeat alternating Q+P and O+W.

And I think it kind of helps if, before you press O+W, you hold down P, and before you switch back to Q+P, hold down O. It's hard to explain.

I get stuck sometimes, but you just kind of have to play around to fix yourself. I taught dorkus, and he got ten meters, so I'm sure anyone can do it!
Me
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Message Posted On Friday, November 21st 2008 at 4:14 pm
I got to 8 meters by doing the splits the whole way, lol.
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