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andrew
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Message Posted On Tuesday, April 4th 2006 at 8:45 pm
What is your favourite infomercial?



Mine has to be the Magic Bullet. It is so entertaining. Whenever it's on tv, I must stop and watch it. It makes me hungry. I saw it last night.

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Message Posted On Tuesday, April 4th 2006 at 8:56 pm
The one for the Ronco Knife Set is pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 12:32 am
On Tuesday, April 4th 2006 8:56 pm, dorkusmcforkus wrote:
The one for the Ronco Knife Set is pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.

On July 2, 2005, Omar (dorkus) and I together watched the Ronco knife infomercial. I now present to you the snippets from our AIM conversation. Don't be sad if you don't understand us.



Omar: lookit the knife theyre selling
Omar: its so scary
Omar: the kind i imagine nanaz carries
Me: omg omar this is like the 832 piece knife set



Me: you can filet a filet
Me: i'm sorry...i knew that
Omar: i imagine that cuts through nums like butter



Me: the lady keeps bringing out knives on pillows "my father wants you to include THIS knife too!"



Omar: LMAO someone whistled
Omar: i hope they get shot
Omar: or stabbed
Omar: with their OWN knife
Omar: accidentaly
Omar: ok ugliest audeince ever



Me: omar the coolest thing...is the solid flavor injector
Me: lmaoooooooooo
Omar: lmaooooooooo
Omar: aw alexia!!!



Omar: foshe i now feel like cuttinmg
Omar: andom stuff
Me: YOUR WRISTS?
Omar: LMAO



Omar: LMAO heres the pillow
Me: you dumb lady....it would be a SHAME diggity if you fell and stabbed yourself
Omar: LMAO
Me: couldn't she just carry the platter
Omar: LMAOO\
Me: lmaooooooooo
Me: double capped AND a slash
Me: that's super



Omar: that garnishing knife is my favorite
Omar: its so tiny
Omar: u could hide it in your pocket
Omar: stab num without drawing attention
Omar: and be gone by the time she falls on the floor



Me: WHOO cheese knife
Me: those kraft singles
Me: they're hard to open
Me: i need a knife



Omar: GROSS
Omar: how about you just STUFF them
Me: lmaooooo i would inject like bologna into a ham or something
Omar: i dont need them designedly injected



Omar: LMAO spoons
Omar: that's ugly silverware
Me: you can't expect us to want SPOONS after wathcing knives
Omar: they prob chop wood



Me: i'd be like "i like the wooden block the most...the way it holds my knives...it's great"
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 12:33 am
Oh yeah, one more thing. Andrew, why do you spell "favorite" like a British?
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 12:35 am
On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 12:33 am, holophonor wrote:
Oh yeah, one more thing. Andrew, why do you spell "favorite" like a British?

You got something against the colour orange?
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 7:32 am
I'm with Ryan - Magic Bullet all the way, baby! I get all misty eyed when the fat guy hogs the nachos. Good times. ^o^ They get orgasmic over frozen drinks.

Though I've yet to see what's so "magic" about it, I can't look away when it's on. Please help me!
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 2:44 pm
Dorkus-That is one of my favourites, but not as much as the bullet.

Ryan-The british spells thing bett-NEVER YOU MIND...

Cindy-It was me who mentioned the magic bullet, not Ryan. That fat guy does hog the nachos.

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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 6:32 pm




The real magic bullet.
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 6:37 pm
I love the Magic Bullet one too^o^
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Message Posted On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 at 6:38 pm
Url button isn't working http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8402152677961194072&q=the+magic+bullet&pl=true
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Message Posted On Friday, April 7th 2006 at 7:45 am
On Wednesday, April 5th 2006 2:44 pm, andrew wrote:
Cindy-It was me who mentioned the magic bullet, not Ryan. That fat guy does hog the nachos.
So it was. I apologize Andrew. You have great taste in infomercials. ^o^



And thanks, Kaji, I get it now!

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