Brendon makes being a movie critic for a popular website top priority. Coach McGuirk becomes the new principal while Mr. Lynch is fired.
Brendon, Melissa, and Jason are sent to a performing arts camp. Their excitement, however, is short-lived. Coach McGuirk has his own problems when what he thought was a free camping trip turns out to be more of a weird cult.
Guest Stars: They Might Be Giants
as Crywalker, Gary, Feathernest (Flansburgh); and Mike, Crywalker (Linnell)
Brendon sees Fenton's input about the new film to be out of control and far too demanding. As a result, he tries to break up with Fenton. Coach McGuirk works out and gets grossly huge breasts as a result. Paula wants to dump her boyfriend, a total drama queen.
Brendon has some difficulties getting the school's play to run smoothly. Coach McGuirk is just excited that he gets to be in the musical and drive his car on stage.
The gang tries to choose one of its videos to submit to an upcoming film festival. They narrow it down to three choices, but have some problems choosing between them. Coach McGuirk tries to bribe a waitress for her love using money and flattery. Paula gets a new haircut that becomes progressively less appealing to the eye.
Brendon's newest film gets a lot of flak from parents for its excessive use of cussing. His mom also gives Brendon a curse jar as punishment if he utters anymore curse words. Coach McGuirk attends a journal writing class with Melissa's dad.
Although Melissa and Jason think their new film is rather great, Brendon hates it. He neglects to tell this to his two friends and instead simply ignores them. Coach McGuirk buys some swords from a late-night infomercial purely on impulse.
Brendon, Melissa, and Jason find a puppy without a home and upon falling in love with it decide to take turns taking care of him. They soon find, though, that puppy (named Honkey Magoo) isn't trained, isn't friendly, and isn't wanted.
While walking to class, Brendon sees Mr. Lynch drop a piece of paper. He calls out to give it back to him until he realizes that it's the answers to an upcoming test. Jason has found a new love interest, Penny. However, he does more stalking than he does talking.
Cho has an excellent reputation as a goalie for an opposing team of Brendon's. But when Brendon makes a lucky goal, Cho is determined to get revenge. Also, Coach has a strange childhood secret involving Scottish music and kilts.
Guest Stars: Sam Seder
as Fenton Mulley, Cho, Paula's Dad
Brendon thinks he is witness to some shifty, murderous behavior from their new neighbor and is consequently fearful when his mother invites the neighbor over for dinner. Meanwhile, Coach takes a class on bartending.
Coach discovers that his recent laser eye surgery has rendered him blind. Brendon, Melissa, and Jason are busy researching their family histories for their family tree assignment.
In the series finale, Brendon, Melissa, and Jason present their home movie to a focus group made up of their classmates. Paula recruits Coach to help her set up a new grill.