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Hotel Impossible: Crack Vials & Denials

Anthony is called in to help the Abacrombie Inn in Baltimore. Although it has won an award for best B & B in Baltimore in the past, the current owners have let dust gather on the furniture and rotten egg sit on the sideboard.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x1
Airdate: Monday August 12th, 2013

Director: Carlos Bible

Alternate Airdates:

CA (DTOUR) Sep 16, 2014

Main Cast


Anthony arrives in Baltimore and goes to the heart of Mt. Vernon to help out the 12-room Abercrombie Inn. The owners are Hank and Sue Vahora, who purchased the B&B in 2007. Since 2009 they've been having problems. Anthony admires the building but discovers that the parking sign is out of date. There is broken glass and cigarettes around the lot and Anthony finds a vial of what appears to be crack...

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Episode Quotes
Anthony: I don't use drugs, but something tells me that's a crack vial. Did I just say "crack vial" next to a bed and breakfast? So now when people ask me "What's the weirdest thing you've ever found?" A crack vial in front of a hotel.

Anthony: Oh, but thank God. They finally did something right. They gave me one hanger. I'm only one person. I only need one hanger, apparently.

Anthony: We have a Victorian hotel that looks like a crack house where we got vials outside and it looks vile inside.

Anthony: Gonna make a little dust cake, a little dust pie for you. Put this on my head. A little toupee. Look at all those particles going into your nose. This could be yours for $125.

Casey Noble: I like the windows. I like that. I don't like what's between them, but I think that's nothing a dump truck can't take care of.

Hank: I will definitely take care of this problem from today.
Anthony: I thought you had no money.
Hank: No, but I can go and notice and write it down in a logbook.
Anthony: Make sure when you go to the store to buy a notebook, it's about 3,000 pages.

Anthony: The germs can get into the egg and cause bacteria, and bacteria gives you food poisoning. Food poisoning can cause death. Killing guests is bad for business.

Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerBruce David Klein  |  Brian Leonard (1)
Co-Executive ProducerLorri Leighton  |  Rob Green  |  Anthony Melchiorri
Supervising ProducerSteven Matty
Associate ProducerNicole Welch
EditorJennifer Padham  |  David Petersen (1)
CastingEve Penzer  |  Angela Marsh  |  Dayne Brett  |  Teresa Palaia  |  Raynard Gadson
Line ProducerNeil Mason Parrish
Production AssistantKris Benz  |  Robert Holder
Production CoordinatorMira Friedlaender  |  Madeline Sigler  |  Walt Schwenk
Assistant EditorMatthia Baptiste  |  Lewis Hedley Noble
On-Line EditorChris Allen
Director of PhotographyNick Catania
Post Production CoordinatorGreg Littauer
Production ManagerValerie Liu
Coordinating ProducerTori Gallarello Alcock
Story ProducerJacqueline Brewster  |  Christina Subramani
Field ProducerAisha Reyes
Post Production ManagerMia Trombino
AudioEnrique Larreal
DesignerCasey Noble
Business AffairsSara Hofstein
Design AssistantKristopher Kaufman
Assistant On-line EditorQuincy Hinds
CameraEdwin Mesa  |  Chris Sellers
Assistant CameraTyler Ribble
Supervising Post ProducerJulie Lei
Coordinating Post SupervisorStanley Tatum
Design ProducerTenecia Harris
Media ManagerJeffrey Rodriguez
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