Carly: When was the last time you went to the dentist?
Sam: I don't know, 2 maybe 12 years.
Sam: Man its gone.
Carly: Whats gone?
Sam: My thumb, it was there a second ago.
Spencer: Calm down.
Carly: Never tell a girl to calm down! Guys always tell a girl to calm down and it never works! It just gets all whipped up, you see me all whipped up? Its because you told me to calm down!
Spencer: You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse.