Ironside: All right, Fran, what's the problem?
Mark: What's the problem? She's had a long rough day. Chief, you forget she's a young sensitive girl.
Ironside: She's not a young sensitive girl, she's a trained policewoman.
Mark: Well, that's a nice compassionate attitude.
Ironside: It's not an attitude, it's a statement of fact. Now stop crying, Fran, and that's an order.
Fran: I'm sorry. I just haven't done anything right today.
Ironside: You're not alone. I would like you to take some time off. Get down to the beach and build a few sandcastles, or go to the mountains and build a snowman. Bbut don't come back here in the morning and that's another order.
Fran: But Chief!
Ironside: I'm glad we agree.
Mark: Ed, it's, uh, obvious that you haven't met Officer Alexander yet. Officer Alexander has just been transferred from the Potrero division.
Mark: Officer Alexander's first name is...
Ed: Ah-so. And Peggy is...?
Ed: How very?
Mark: Dollish, she's a dollish doll.
Ed: Ah, Chief, is it all right if I request her?
Ironside: I don't care if you request Lassie, just as long as this dollish doll is efficiently efficient.