Joan: Who knew social studies would come in so handy?
Grace: You've been a cog in the machine for too long. I'm going to vote for "E. Fudd" like I do every year.
Grace: That was beautiful, dude.
Luke: Statistically, this last campaign thrust has less than a thirteen percent chance of success.
Grace: You realize I don't understand half of what you say.
Joan: This is about good and evil. And good is gonna kick ass.
Locksmith (God): You were involved, Joan. That always makes a difference.
Joan: Elizabeth Goetzman, what about her?
Grace: Needs elephant tranquilisers.
Joan: Oh, I can't watch (Brian getting beaten up). It's too horrible.
Rocker Dude (God): Multiply that by six billion and you'll know what I go through every day.
Joan: Didn't you take history?
Rocker Dude (God): I created history.