I Used To Be Funny - While waiting for his date to arrive, Johnny gets confronted by an Old and Young clown who each think they're funnier than the other. Problem is, they're about to use Johnny as a test subject to find out.
My Fair Dork - A geek wants to take Suzy to a dance, and Bravo decides to teach him his masterful skills of being a babe magnet. Luckily all goes well, but a little too well for Johnny's sake.
Twas The Night - On Christmas night Johnny accidentally mistakes Santa as a Burglar, and injures him. Now it's up to Johnny to take Santa's sleigh for a spin, and save Christmas.