Professor Dementor: Correction, I feel very lucky. So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, GOODBYE!!
Ron: Did you lean into something sticky?
Mr. Barkin: I never lean.
Mr. Barkin: They're a tougth bunch. Try to keep up!
Ron: Just no more swimming . . . and no more rugby!
Mr. Barkin: Troops, attention!!
(Sees Pixie Scouts at attention)
Ron: Your a Pixie Den Mother!!
Mr. Barkin: Brigadeer Pixie.
(After being tackled in a game of rugby)
Mr. Barkin: Feels good, don't it, down there?
Ron: I can taste my spleen!
Professor Dementor: (to Ron) Why'd you break down the door? It wasn't locked . . . I just painted it -- GET THEM!!!