Korgoth is tricked into ingesting a deadly parasite at a meal hosted by the Baron of Thieves himself, Gog-Ma-Gogg. In order for Korgoth to receive the elixir that will cure him, he must steal the legendary trinket known as the Golden Goblin of the Fourth Age from the wizard Specules.
This episode was originally slated to premiere in September 2006, but Adult Swim decided to bump up its premiere date to June 2006.
The daily newspaper for Barbaria is the Soothsayer Daily.
The secret of the Golden Goblin of the Fourth Age is that when you press a button on its stomach, it dances around to Herb Alpert-type music.
Hargon: What do you mean there's a cover charge?
Doorman: It's policy. Innkeeper Balrog wants to raise money for a new sign.
Stink: (stutters) A new sign? What's the matter with the old one?
Hargon: Quiet, Stink! I'll handle this. (turns to Doorman) A new sign?! What's the matter with the old one?!
(The Henchmen applaud)
Doorman: He said they misspelled something on it.
(Doorman points skyward to which everyone looks and sees a sign that reads "The Whore's Nipple Bar + Grille")
Hargon: (rubbing his chin) Hmm. What'd they misspell?
Doorman: Well, the name of the bar is "The Dragon's Kneecap."
Skrotus: (to Korgoth) You! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to wish you never left your mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed! You're going to see a whole new spectrum of pain! Like a rainbow!
Hargon: You tell him, Skrotus!
(Hargon screams in pain as Korgoth pushes his head against the bar)
Skrotus: But, this rainbow is not just like any other rainbow! It's...
(Korgoth grabs him by the pony tail, yanks down hard, and rips off all the skin from the front of Skrotus' body)
Gog-Ma-Gogg: Tell me, do you know of the wizard Specules?
Korgoth: (bites meat off a bone) I despise all weavers of the black arts. Speaking of which, could you pass the gravy?
(Korgoth slathers the droppings of giant pigeons all over his body)
Hargon: What in the name of Bollock are you doing that for?
Korgoth: Slather yourself in the flyer's dung. They will take you as one of their own.
Henchman #2: Nonsense! My grandfather smuggled parakeets for thirty years! I'll show you! (approaches a giant pigeon) Hey, you big, dumb bird! Look at me! I...
(The giant pigeon pokes at him, cutting him in half)