Hassayama Edwards arrives in Laramie and hears people at the Birdcage. He storms in and immediately starts condemning everyone as drinkers and sinners. He smashes a bottle and condemns all of the men present, while Jake hastily hides the portrait of Lily. As Lily runs outside and calls for Dan, Hassayama leaps behind the bar and starts smashing more bottles. Jake tries to stop him without success, and Dan and Johnny arrive to haul Hassayama away to jail. As he goes, Hassayama insists that he has struck a blow for womanhood by saving their men. ..Read the full recap
Clyde Morton: Perhaps my partner and I can bail you out, Miss Merrill. I see you've been closed. What a shame.
Dusty McCade: Our offer still stands, Miss Merrill.
Lily: You can take your offer and...
Jake: Miss Lily...
Lily: Put salt and pepper on it, stuff it into a tortilla, and swallow it!
Hassayama Edwards: Saints of Temperance, I've been bilked, Marshal! I've been sold a bill of goods. They're nothing but common purveyors of whiskey.
Dan: Let's go get them, Johnny.
Hassayama Edwards: Marshal, wait for me! I intend to practice a little laying on of my hands myself.