(Jim talks to Billy, who's angry about their plans for the day.)
Jim: Billy, last weekend was Billy's Sunday, and what did we do?
Billy: I got my colon cleansed.
Jim: And didn't we have fun? And this week is Jim's Sunday. As much as I'd enjoy getting my colon cleansed, I really would, I'm throwing out the first pitch at a Quakes game!
(Jim rants and alienates the crowd around him during the national anthem.)
Jim: Don't think I'm here bragging about Australia. We're just as bad as you are. We're just as fat and lazy and... (He get's a bad reaction from the crowd.)
Billy: Wow. Wow, Jim.
Jim: And people mistake me for being South African, or something like that. It's like my accent but picture me talking whilst punching a black person.
(Jim's manager declines a seat invitation by faking a phone call)
Jim: (To Steve) He did just ring with his mouth right?
Jim: That can't be a good sign.
(The Old Man watches Jim get arrested on TV)
Old Woman: How can you watch baseball at a time like this? Freckles just died!
Old Man: Oh shit... They actually caught the guy. I'll never be able to live with her.