(Jim talks to Billy, who's angry about their plans for the day.)
Jim: Billy, last weekend was Billy's Sunday, and what did we do?
Billy: I got my colon cleansed.
Jim: And didn't we have fun? And this week is Jim's Sunday. As much as I'd enjoy getting my colon cleansed, I really would, I'm throwing out the first pitch at a Quakes game!
(The Old Man watches Jim get arrested on TV)
Old Woman: How can you watch baseball at a time like this? Freckles just died!
Old Man: Oh shit... They actually caught the guy. I'll never be able to live with her.