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Legit: Fatherhood

A pregnant prostitute comes to the house... to find the father.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x13
Airdate: Thursday April 11th, 2013

Guest Stars
Denzel WhitakerDenzel Whitaker
As Clay (Ramona's Nephew)
Ginger GonzagaGinger Gonzaga
As Peggy (Jim's Ex-Girlfriend)
John RatzenbergerJohn Ratzenberger
As Walter Nugent (Bily and Steve's Father)
Kate LuybenKate Luyben
As Wendy (Billy's hooker)
Mindy SterlingMindy Sterling
As Janice (Billy and Steve's Mother)
Nick DaleyNick Daley
As Rodney (Billy's ex-Roommate)
Sonya EddySonya Eddy
As Ramona (Billy's caretaker)
Marlon WayansMarlon Wayans
As Doctor

Co-Guest Stars
Anna LiebermanAnna Lieberman
As Candy (Wendy's Friend)
Nathan Dana AldrichNathan Dana Aldrich
As Jimmy
Parth BhattParth Bhatt
As Jerry (Billy's friend)
Grace RoweGrace Rowe
As Nurse
Main Cast
Jim JefferiesJim Jefferies
As Jim Jefferies
Dan BakkedahlDan Bakkedahl
As Steve Nugent
DJ QuallsDJ Qualls
As Billy Nugent
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Birds Of TokyoLanternsPlayed when Jim shows Janice the ultra sound
The Brought LowBlues for CubbyPlayed at the baby shower
FunstixFunstix PartyPlayed when Clay breaks the pinata
KodalineLove Like ThisPlayed at the baby shower when they dance

Episode Quotes
(Jim breaks the news that the baby isn't his)
Jim: You remember when you said it was a bad idea for me and Steve to take Billy to Vegas to see a prostitute? Well... Turns out you're right Grandma.
Steve: Stop it.
Jim: You have to take some of the blame. None of this would have happened if Billy died in Vegas like you said he would.
Janice:(Stands up) Oh my god... what did I do? (Goes outside)(stops walking and screams) A hooker!

(Janice bears down on Jim)
Janice: If you say anything, I'm going to slap you!
Jim: I'm on your side! Look at the positives. Okay. If it's a boy you can give it a tent.
Steve: Jim don't.
Jim: And if it's a girl you...(Janice slaps Jim across the face)

(Janice beside herself)
Janice: Oh God. Take me now.
Jim: (laughs) He's not gonna help ya.

(Jim's idea on how to pay for the baby)
Jim: Billy could hook. He's on many people's bucket lists. (Draws a sign in the air with his hands) Bucket List Hookers. (Janice slaps him again)

(After they try to do the math on how many "partners" Wendy has had)
Jim: She's a prostitute.
Doctor: Yeah. (nodding his head) I gathered that. Okay... (In an even doctor tone) I'm going to run some tests.
Billy: Uh, what tests?
Doctor: (turns to Billy and stops smiling) All of them.
Jim: Probably wise...

(Janice tells Roger to speak about marriage)
Roger: Yeah sure. Marriage, as we all know it's a sacred institution, but uh, I'll tell you there's nothing wrong with hookers.

(Janice chases Billy down to talk)
Janice: Billy, I need to talk to you.
Billy: I'm not changing the damn name.
Janice: This isn't about that.
Billy: (Slowly turning his chair to face her) What? What now mom?
Janice: I do not want to have a bastard grandchild.
Billy: Mom would you stop calling the baby a bastard? You're upsetting the prostitutes.
Janice: I want you to get married.

(Billy tries to pop a question in the middle of the shower)
Billy: Wendy, there's something I want to ask you.
Wendy: (Happily) Oh, do you want to have sex again?
Walter: Ooh, She's a keeper son.

(Immediately after the baby is born)
Wendy: Is it a boy?
Jim: (stunned, pulls his mask down) I think you'll find that that's an offensive term.

(Janice and Walt drive home disappointed)
Janice: Walter, If I cleaned up the house would you be willing to move back in?
Walt: Well, yeah, I'd love to.

Episode References
When Jim tells Janice that they can get it a tent if it's a boy, he's referencing the fact that her husband lives in a tent because of her hoarding. Season 1 Episode 8, 'Hoarders', was dedicated to that topic.

Drunken Steve cheers "Woohoo what a wicked party!" during the baby shower. It's a reference to Season 1 Episode 7, 'Health', where Jim auditions for a commercial and that's his line.

When Jim tells Janice that she was right when she said that it was a bad idea to take Billy to Las Vegas, he's talking about the 'Pilot'.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorPeter O'Fallon  |  Jim Jefferies
Executive ProducerLisa Blum  |  Jim Jefferies  |  Peter O'Fallon  |  Rick Cleveland
ProducerJames Scura  |  Paul F. Bernard
Co-ProducerLiz Brandenburg
Associate ProducerJason Neese  |  Jamie Neese
Production DesignerRandal R. Groves
EditorDino Delorenzo
CastingWendy O'Brien
Unit Production ManagerJames Scura
First Assistant DirectorPaul F. Bernard
Second Assistant DirectorPeter Dowd
Music SupervisorMark Wike
Costume DesignerMynka Draper
Key GripLanden Ruddell
Camera OperatorGreg Bubb
Set DecoratorNya Patrinos
Location ManagerTerry Gusto
Transportation CoordinatorGlen Enzen
Property MasterChristopher Schultz
Production Sound MixerKelly Rush
Script SupervisorMonica Ochoa
Script CoordinatorNicole Kristal
Assistant EditorDrew Kilcoin
Supervising Sound EditorHugh Waddell
Re-Recording MixerAndrew Garrett Lange
Director of PhotographyWalt Lloyd
Stunt CoordinatorKevin Jackson
Production AccountantSandy Sfeir
Chief Lighting TechnicianRon Newburn
Department Head HairJulia Papworth
Casting AssociateChris Gehrt (1)
Dept. Head Make-up ArtistKaren Toole-rentrop
A.P.O.C.Genna Sandler
Assistant To The Executive ProducersNeil Ruane
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