(Jim breaks the news that the baby isn't his)
Jim: You remember when you said it was a bad idea for me and Steve to take Billy to Vegas to see a prostitute? Well... Turns out you're right Grandma.
Steve: Stop it.
Jim: You have to take some of the blame. None of this would have happened if Billy died in Vegas like you said he would.
Janice:(Stands up) Oh my god... what did I do? (Goes outside)(stops walking and screams) A hooker!
(Janice bears down on Jim)
Janice: If you say anything, I'm going to slap you!
Jim: I'm on your side! Look at the positives. Okay. If it's a boy you can give it a tent.
Steve: Jim don't.
Jim: And if it's a girl you...(Janice slaps Jim across the face)
(Janice beside herself)
Janice: Oh God. Take me now.
Jim: (laughs) He's not gonna help ya.
(Jim's idea on how to pay for the baby)
Jim: Billy could hook. He's on many people's bucket lists. (Draws a sign in the air with his hands) Bucket List Hookers. (Janice slaps him again)
(After they try to do the math on how many "partners" Wendy has had)
Jim: She's a prostitute.
Doctor: Yeah. (nodding his head) I gathered that. Okay... (In an even doctor tone) I'm going to run some tests.
Billy: Uh, what tests?
Doctor: (turns to Billy and stops smiling) All of them.
Jim: Probably wise...
(Janice tells Roger to speak about marriage)
Roger: Yeah sure. Marriage, as we all know it's a sacred institution, but uh, I'll tell you there's nothing wrong with hookers.
(Janice chases Billy down to talk)
Janice: Billy, I need to talk to you.
Billy: I'm not changing the damn name.
Janice: This isn't about that.
Billy: (Slowly turning his chair to face her) What? What now mom?
Janice: I do not want to have a bastard grandchild.
Billy: Mom would you stop calling the baby a bastard? You're upsetting the prostitutes.
Janice: I want you to get married.
(Billy tries to pop a question in the middle of the shower)
Billy: Wendy, there's something I want to ask you.
Wendy: (Happily) Oh, do you want to have sex again?
Walter: Ooh, She's a keeper son.
(Immediately after the baby is born)
Wendy: Is it a boy?
Jim: (stunned, pulls his mask down) I think you'll find that that's an offensive term.
(Janice and Walt drive home disappointed)
Janice: Walter, If I cleaned up the house would you be willing to move back in?
Walt: Well, yeah, I'd love to.
When Jim tells Janice that they can get it a tent if it's a boy, he's referencing the fact that her husband lives in a tent because of her hoarding. Season 1 Episode 8, 'Hoarders'
, was dedicated to that topic.
Drunken Steve cheers "Woohoo what a wicked party!" during the baby shower. It's a reference to Season 1 Episode 7, 'Health'
, where Jim auditions for a commercial and that's his line.
When Jim tells Janice that she was right when she said that it was a bad idea to take Billy to Las Vegas, he's talking about the 'Pilot'