Eunice: Well, why don't you just take a couple of bucks and go out to dinner at the Taco Quickie?
Ed: I don't want no Quickies.
Arthur Brewster: (voice recording) Hello, my name is Arthur Brewster.
Mama: Well, who the hell ask ya?!
Arthur Brewster: Do you want love?
Mama: No, I want a beer.
Arthur Brewster: Do you want fame?
Eunice: Do you want a punch in the nose?
Arthur Brewster: Then repeat after me. "I can do anything."
Mama: Yeah? How about trying to live with these Looney Tunes, you dipstick!
Eunice: Oh where, oh where did I go wrong?! When did anything good ever happen to me in my life?! All I ever do is cook and clean!
Mama: Well hell you can't even do that.
Eunice: You're skating on thin ice, old lady!
Mama: Well maybe I just better take a bus to the doctor, cause the bus driver wouldn't talk to me like that.
Eunice: He would if he knew ya.
(Naomi says she is going to work and gives Vint a big kiss)
Mama: Are you two through sucking face?