Finstadler: "Relax, Mrs. Harper. Relax. That dress doesn't do a thing for you."
Mama: "And who the hell are you? Calvin Klein?!"
Naomi: "I'm a whiz with figures."
Mama: "Now we know the other thing you're good at."
Finstadler: "You know, I believe I'll have one of those La Vienna cookies."
Mama: (Mama slaps his hand away) "You've had enough damn cookies!"
(Finstadler is describing how he wanted to repaint his office)
Mama: "Save it for House Beautiful!"
Vint: "Whoo! I almost got run over at the corner. That guy didn't even st . . . "
(See's Bubba's STOP sign)
(Mama looking at the Twisted Sister Poster)
Mama: "Well Good Lord. Twisted Sister? Is that a man or a woman? Either way it's indecent."
(Looking at a dish Vint just washed)
Mama: "Funny I can't see myself in there."
Vint: "Maybe it just needs a little more light."
Mama: "No I still can't see myself."
(Muttering under her breath)
Noami: "Maybe she's a vampire."