Bart: (to Fitzgerald) You'll gladly explain everything now and none of your Irish gab.
Fitzgerald: Don't you trust me?
Bart: With all my heart, Captain, just so long as I'm close enough to reach out and grab you.
Bart: (to Placer Jack) I've known a couple of snakes in my time that kept a woman as a pet.
Bart: Business in Virginia City has a strange way of turnin' into pleasure.
Bart: (to Fitzgerald) You pay me and I'll disappear just as fast as a white chip in a losing streak.
Placer Jack: How good are you at sawin'?
Bart: Well I don't mind if I don't.
Fitzgerald: (to Bart) You have the nature of a dishonest tax collector.
Liz: Don't get out of character, Fitz. Violence isn't exactly your specialty.