Pappyism: The easiest man to con is a con man.
Bart: Pappy's all heart. He never could refuse a request if it was put to him the right way.
Bart: If there's one thing we Mavericks have in common it's a family stick togetherness.
Jacqueline: (about the machine) You'll see and you'll be sorry.
Bart: I already am.
Bart: (to Bellboy) Boy, do you want that $50.00 or would you just like to stand here and listen to me talk?
Bart: (to Jacqueline) You better not fail me this time because if you do those carnations are liable to be displayed at my funeral.
Jacqueline: (about the equipment in Bart's room) What are you doing with all that stuff?
Bart: I am making a trap and I think the rat in the room across the hall is already smelling the cheese.