Faye Ingram: I created him. Then he had to go and die on me, the ungrateful jerk.
Matt: "I'll come back for you some day, when you least expect me. I'll never forget you, Allison. I couldn't if I wanted to."
Allison: That's what he said to me when he gave me... How did you know?
Matt: He said it to everybody.
Tony Sterling: Not everybody. Like, just chicks 18 to 34.
Allison: Hell? I thought you were taking me to New York?
Tony Sterling: Same difference.