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Monsters: Shave and a Haircut, Two Bites

A teen drags his skeptical friend into a barbershop after closing in order to convince him that the owners, like many others, are actually vampires.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x8
Airdate: Sunday November 18th, 1990

Director: John Strysik
Writer: Dan Simmons

Starring Roles
Wil WheatonWil Wheaton
As Kevin
Matt LeBlancMatt LeBlanc
As Tommy
Matt LeBlancMatt LeBlanc
As Tommy
John OJohn O'Leary
As Mr. Innes
John OJohn O'Leary
As Mr. Innes


A man, Tommy, goes to a barber shop and gets the usual. He talks about how he had a friend in high school, Kevin, who thought that barbers were vampires and a vampire owned the shop. Tommy admits that Kevin almost convinced him...

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Episode Quotes
Tommy: It's blood. Swirling blood. There's a place like this in your town. A place just like this. Every town has a place like this. A barber shop where the prices have not changed in twenty years. A place where no one seems to go.

Tommy: Hey, I don't want to do anything illegal.
Kevin: Come on, man, what's a little breaking and entering between friends?

Tommy: Uh, there's just a slight problem with that, Kev.
Kevin: What?
Tommy: I hate to break it to you and mess up your neat theories and all, but there hasn't been exactly a scourge of missing people or dead bodies around town. In fact, I can't think of anyone who's ended up dead under mysterious circumstances in the past year or two except Old Man Peterson. And that wasn't too mysterious. His wife got fed up with his snoring and shot him five times.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorRichard P. Rubinstein
Executive ProducerRichard P. Rubinstein
Supervising ProducerAnthony Santa Croce
EditorTerry Blythe
First Assistant DirectorJan Ervin
Music SupervisorRobert Harari
Costume DesignerGini Kramer
GripPatrick Maxwell
Property MasterGinnie Durden
GafferJoey Maxwell
Director of PhotographyKaren Grossman
Art DirectorDan Frey
Creative ConsultantNeal Stevens
Coordinating ProducerDiane Vilagi
Sound MixerKen Segal
Boom OperatorDwayne Henkel
Main Title ThemeDonald Rubinstein
Production AccountantDani Eslin
Casting AssistantJudith Poppe
Make-up & HairNancy Cassett
First Assistant CameraTom Yatsko
Executive In Charge Of ProductionMitchell Galin
ElectricianDavid Salamone
Unit ManagerKate Heyhoe
Set Production AssistantMatthew Borten
Assistant To The Executive ProducerLinda Housworth  |  Rosane McCarron
Assistant Costume DesignerElisa Colman
Assistant AccountantChris Dotterweich
Assistant Art DirectorPhil Brandes
Production ControllerGinger McGuire
Still PhotographerJoel Sussman
LeadpersonJerry Mackey
Story AssistantStephen Garvey
Best Boy ElectricBrian Crane
On Set DressersMorgan James (1)
Creative CoordinatorGwynn Press
Production LiaisonMichael Brandes
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